The House of the Rising Pun
Their skeletons were found
In the rotten old ground
Of the basement of Freijfejdvejfl
We sent them back home
To the library’s dome
With the gnome Chrjsfeijtjfeskneffl
But due to a sudden stop
And a buggy drag and drop
Of Chrjsfeijtj’s hand device
There’s been a grave mistake
For the skeleton of Jake
Had magically arrived twice.
Now Jake has a twin.
Now Jake IS the twin.
Too bad Jake is dead.
Thus Jake has set a fire
To the house which he admires
The House That Jake Burned