Chapter III: Act IV: Random Questions…
Q: Why am I so miserable?
A: Today I was virtually hugged by a virtual stranger..
B: Strangers cannot be virtual; they ARE strangers!
A: Yeah… right…
B: So, you we’re “virtually” mugged?!
A: Do you mind?
B: Well, yeah!! …. Usually…
A: !!!???
B: What!!?
A: JUST MIND THE &*%@#&^%@ OFF!!!!
Q: Why do all Melissa’s come with the “Sweet” prefix?
- Cause they ARE sweet!
- That’s a song’s name… or was it a virus?!
- What did you expect? A “Sour” Melissa?!
- That usually is caused by a parasynthetic phenomenon of which ….. *** a shooting is heard in the background, the sound of a rigid body hitting the floor… silence…***
Q: Why do I ALWAYS have to get disconnected a billion times an hour?!
- You’re using a 33.6 –sometimes 38.6, dial-up provided by a sucking ISP…
- So you experience how the fellas from Tanzania, Zimbabwe and Papua New Guinea go through their day…
- You like it don’t ya 😀 ?!!
- Just stop pressing that “Disconnect” button for a while!!!
- Welcome to Syria!!!
H.Q.
19:55
July 1, 2007